[Shotimes] Now I'm really screwed....speeding

[John Stout]

Friend of mine yanked the throttle return spring on his Camaro one day, that is where I got the idea.

cmichaelo@optonline.net wrote:Why didn't you tell me this....like BEFORE I was stopped?

Have you ever used that trick yourself?

Btw, I slam on the brakes cause I've heard it messes up the radar. Though in this case he used a lidar, which probably is faster. But I didn't know what he was using. Usually the cops use radars around here. 

But these cops were on a mission the other day. They were stopping cars left and right, and taking no more than 5min to write up the ticket. I bumped into them three times total that day.

Michael
94MTX,green,BOS+,Koni/Intrax,Baer,Corbeau
SHO items for sale: http://hometown.aol.com/cmichaelo/for_sale.html

----- Original Message -----
From: John Stout 
Date: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 10:30 am
Subject: Re: [Shotimes] Now I'm really screwed....speeding

> 1. You need better glasses
> 
> 2. NEVER slam on the breaks, (you just admitted guilt) not too smart
> 
> 3. As soon as you saw the cop, you should have went to the 
> shoulder, raised the hood and acted scared as hell. When the cop 
> shows up, tell him you are glad no one was hurt, the damn cruise 
> control just went ballistic on its own and was headed for the rev 
> limiter, then ask him POLITELY if the car doesn't act right when 
> you fire it up, could he call you a service truck. If he writes a 
> ticket after that, guaranteed the judge will pitch it.
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> cmichaelo@optonline.net wrote:
> > Went for a drive on the Taconic parkway sunday noon...with the 
> SHO. Looked for cops at all the usual places.
> > 
> > Then came to the long bridge over reservoir...and decided to gun it.
> > 
> > In little time I was up at around 90mph at which point I noticed 
> two cops up on the hill, at least 1000' feet away.
> > 
> > I slammed on the breaks and went behind another car, trying to 
> sneak by the first cop.
> > 
> > The cop then started, ever so slowly, to enter the rightmost 
> lane from the shoulder. He caused all traffic to come to a 40mph 
> crawl as he came out
> > 
> > I was wondering what he was doing, as inched closer and closer 
> to him. 
> > 
> > Then, like 10-20 feet before I reached him, his stuck his hand 
> out and started looking meanly at me, and then proceeded to make a 
> gesture with his pointer finger, which I interpreted to mean, "Get 
> the hell into the rightmost shoulder, right now before I do 
> something bad to you."
> > 
> > He then came up to the car, asked for L&R and left. He didn't 
> say why he stopped me. Then he left. Came back in an amazingly 
> short time, like 5mins or so, and handed me two yellow slips. A 
> traffic ticket and a "supporting deposition" slip. 
> > 
> > I asked, stupidly, why he stopped me. He said, "Speeding. You 
> were doing 104mph!". I said, "No way I was going that fast!" (less 
> stupid). He said just one word, "Laser!", and walked away.
> > 
> > F%$#!@ck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > 
> > Got any legal advice for a moron here?
> > 
> > The deposition notice has the laser model listed. His writing is 
> not very good. Believe the model # is either ULTRL L47C(B) or 
> maybe 4LTRL L47C(B).
> > 
> > Do you guys know anything about these lasers? Like do I have a 
> right to ask for calibrations data? Cause I think his laser is out 
> of cal.
> > 
> > Michael
> > 94MTX,green,BOS+,Koni/Intrax,Baer,Corbeau
> > SHO items for sale: http://hometown.aol.com/cmichaelo/for_sale.html
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John Stout
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