[Spridgets] I would NEVER suggest...

[Robert Weeks]

And this joke I came across earlier today:


A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious 
neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large 
house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to 
the door.

He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her 
situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any 
odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and 
then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the 
blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure anything."

"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" 
the man replies.

"I don't know, say $50 bucks."

"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks 
back inside.

His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and 
her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the 
porch for $50 bucks.

The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full 
length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. 
You really should pay her more."

"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"

10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door 
and the blone stands there and says, "All done."

With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already 
done painting the entire porch."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."



derf wrote:
> Well, lately, Ferrari brings three things to mind: