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[Jon Paschke]

little Jonnie goes up to his dad and asks for a bike, dad asks "Does your 
pecker touch your asshole?" No Jonnie says, come back when it does dad says
few years later Jonnie asks for a motorcycle, dad asks the same question and 
Jonnie says no again and dad says come back when it does.
Jonnie is in hi school and asks dad for a car, dad asks again "Does your 
pecker touch your asshole?" "Yup" says Jonnie proudly! dad says "Then go 
screw yourself "

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>> Oh, and by the way, bite me, then go screw yourself