[Spridgets] Wanted 67 Spridget

[Robert Bruce Evans]

Larry Daniels wrote:  "Is that worn out tailbone the excuse you use for
being such a hard-ass about innocent spectators just trying to find a good
place from which to watch a race?  

No, I only do that when Mr. Soave wants to be free of the crowds of
teeny-bobber fans seeking his autograph, a shred of his driving suit, or
just to touch him."

"Especially those who drove 150 miles to the track?"

No, it is BECAUSE they have driven 150 miles and are too tired and worn out
to put up a fight!"

"Ya mean ole  bast__d"

It is "bastARd".  (Why can't these kids learn to spell?)

Robert B. Evans
Chief Master at Arms
Soave Racing Retinue 
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