[Spridgets] YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF contest
Glen Byrns
grbyrns at ucdavis.edu
Wed Feb 6 09:05:53 MST 2008
You might be Sprite driver if someone at work needs a 1/2" wrench and
you instinctively reach for your front pants pocket.
.if you've lied to your spouse about the funny smell in the oven or
dishwsher.
.if everyone at work can tell your parking space when you're gone.
..if you instinctively look into backyards and driveways when you walk
the dog.
..if you've convinced your spouse that "Vizards" IS a coffee table book.
..when acne-boy at the local NAPA cringes when you drive up.
..when your daughter catches you attempting to double-clutch her Camry.
guilty of all the above..
Glen Byrns
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