[Spridgets] YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF contest

Bruce Lowry egnorant at dctexas.net
Wed Feb 6 21:43:56 MST 2008


You discover the best parking spot is in the cart return at Wal-Mart.

You ever had a second go at a speed bump.

You have ever used the phrase.."I know it looks silly, but at least I'm not 
cold!!!!" but the truth is that your still cold!

You have looked seriously at all that room on the sidewalk, but knew you 
could not get over the curb........until your saw that handicap ramp!!

You have ever sat at a light and realized that if the truck in front of you 
were to back up, the first thing damaged would be your windshield.

You revel in the fact that noone will ever think you are compensating for 
something.

Bruce


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "r moses" <sprite58 at hotmail.com>
To: "all healeys list" <healeys at autox.team.net>; "all MG list" 
<ccmgc at autox.team.net>; "all spridgets list" <spridgets at autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2008 10:13 PM
Subject: [Spridgets] YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF contest


> YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF.1.  You think of 1275cc's as 'the big
> engine.'2.  You have ever tried to draft behind a bicycle.3.  You don't 
> see
> what's so funny about driving around with your turn signal on all day. 4.
> You've ever thought seriously about making a parking space under a semi
> trailer.5.  You wait for a long weekend before checking the pressure in 
> the
> spare.6.  You've ever lost the brakes but didn't notice until you got 
> home. 7.
> You've ever been pulled over and warned that the freeway is for motorized
> vehicles only. 8.  You turn on the heater fan when your spouse complains 
> about
> the cold, despite the fact that you know it will make exactly zero
> difference.9.  You and only one friend have successfully push-started the 
> car,
> going uphill.10. (Your entry for the tenth and best/final/supreme answer 
> for,
> You might be a Sprite Drive If.)
>
> Courtesy of Reid Trummel 2-5-08
>
> Its a contest!
> Complete number 10 on our list, 'You Might Be A Sprite Driver If. proving
> beyond a shadow of a doubt that you ARE the Golden Jubilee Sprite Driver
> Smartaleck of 2008.   Send it to us today.
> Win recognition & a prize at Sprite Jubilee as being THE Golden Jubilee 
> Sprite
> Driver Smartaleck comedian of 2008!  We will share all civil replies on
> www.austinhealeysprite.org  Great Sprite Stuff! new website page (soon 
> to be
> on the website).
> Keep smiling,


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