[Spridgets] Sprite-Midget Club

[Barry Lacy]

To all.

It is my divine right as a Brit, to commandeer ALL territories in the name 
of Her Most Britannic Royal Highness.
I shall subjugate your colonies, and use your stone and wood (some good 
stuff in the NW) and build me a big castle, with three spridget garage in 
which to dominate Spridgetdom; by oppression, or by force if necessary.

You may surrender your car parts, tools, 4-post lifts voluntarily for the 
good of the Empire.

You will be protected. I can offer overpriced, undervalued insurance for 
your steeds.
In return, I will call upon you in times of civil unrest, or when I need 
knowledge and counsel.

Tributes may be made in Beer, Cat Litter or Lucas Smoke.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his 
20W/50 with me Shall be my brother.
Cry 'God for Donald, Abingdon, and Saint Lucas!'