[Spridgets] Senior Drivers

[David Lieb]

By that time the guy had forgotten what he was driving. Happens when you are 
old...

> Okay, what is he driving?
>
> Starts out in a Jaguar, gets stopped in a Corvette?
>
> ;^)
>
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>
> -----Original Message-----
>
> A senior citizen drove his brand new Jaguar convertible out of the
> dealership.
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind 
> blowing
> through what little hair he had left.
>
> 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights
> flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
> Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing?  I'm too old for this,' and pulled
> over
> to await the trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at 
> his
> watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.  Today is Friday.  If 
> you
> can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let 
> you
> go."
>
> The old gentleman paused.  Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
> State
> Trooper.  I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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