[Spridgets] Fw: If My Body was a Car

[Jim F.]

A little humor for a crummy monday.





I'm not going to buy my kids an Encyclopedia, Let them walk to school like I
had to.
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Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 10:05 AM
Subject: Fw: If My Body was a Car






----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Betty Vallier <blv662 at sbcglobal.net>
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Sent: Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:57:17 PM
Subject: If My Body was a Car


      If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the
worst of it.

      My headlights are out of focus, and  it's especially hard to see things
up close.  My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid  and bump into things, even in the best of  weather.
      My whitewalls are  stained with varicose veins.
      It takes me hours to  reach my maximum speed.
      My  fuel rate burns inefficiently.
      But  here's the worst of it --


      Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or  laugh....

      either  my radiator leaks or my exhaust  backfires!






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