[Spridgets] It might be too good to drive your BE in this weather
gary majewski
gmajewski at wi.rr.com
Wed Aug 1 12:12:41 MDT 2012
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>> IT'S SO HOT in WISCONSIN
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>> .....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
>> .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
>> .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
>> .....hot water comes from both taps.
>> .....you can make sun tea instantly.
>> .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
>> .....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
>> .....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your
car.
>> .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
>> .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>> .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
>> .....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
>> .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
>> .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter.
>> .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
>> .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
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