[Thicko] Here's one for the Cheeseheads who are not at deer camp...

[Gerald Brazil]

Idiot Number Eight 

I live in a semi-rural area. Weyauwega, Wisconsin. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer
are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a good place for
them to be crossing anymore.'