[Tr-gang] Advertisements I hate to see :-)

[Herald948@aol.com]

Found this ad in the local "Want Ad Digest":
 
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    alpha romeo giulietta 1959   also 1964 Triumph Herald, for parts or 
repair, will not  separate, $1500  B/O
 
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Don't have any way to transport anything right now. Besides, what in the  
world would *I* do with a Giulietta (cute as they are, no matter how they're  
spelled)? :-)  


--Andy  Mace

*Mrs Irrelevant: Oh, is it a jet?
*Man: Well, no ... It's not so  much of a jet, it's more your, er,
Triumph Herald engine with  wings.
-- Cut-price Airlines Sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus  (22)

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