I wanted to pass this along to you all, hope it's a cheap laugh... keep
smiling !!!
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>> Official Conversion Chart
>> How to Interpret Antique Car Ads
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>>IF IT SAYS: IT REALLY MEANS:
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>>Rare model Nobody liked them when new, either
>>Older restoration Can't tell it's been restored
>>Needs engine work Its been frozen for 30 years
>>Uses no oil Just throws it out
>>No rust Body and fenders missing
>>Rough It's too bad to lie about
>>One owner Never been able to sell
>>No time to complete Can't find parts anywhere
>>Needs interior Seats are gone
>>Rebuilt engine Has new spark plugs
>>May run But never has
>>Low mileage Third time around
>>29 coats of handrubbed paint Needed that much to cover the rust
>>Clean It sat in the rain yesterday
>>Always driven slowly About what I expect to get
>>Prize winner Had luck trophy 3 times in a row
>>Stored 25 years Under a tree
>>Real show stopper Orange with purple fenders
>>Easy restoration Parts will come off in your hands
>>Ready to show Just washed it
>>Top good Only leaks when it rains
>>Good investment Can't depreciate any more
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Todd "HURRICANE" Harrington
RIDE HARD & DIE FREE !
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