Hi;
-At the next TU, instead of handing out dash plaques, Concour
trophy's, win-place-show ribbons, TIGER quizzes, etc, I'm going to
make up a "goody" bag to give to every TIGER owner, whether they show
up or not and will include:
1) Goose poop.
2) Rivets. Some original, some from OSH.
3) A doctoral dissertation on TIGER interiors, including references to
Martha Wheat. Special chapters will be dedicated to carpet pile
height, color-matches, and edibility.
4) A totally un-important test on the history of the Citreon 2CV and
how it led to the dropping of the Gold-standard in the 1930's by
the U.S. Gov't. and the foundation of rap-music as a cultural
medium and form of expression in the '80's.
5) An autocross/demolition derby where the slowest car wins.
6) No food, fun, drinks or rooms. Everyone gets to sleep in sleeping
bags, not shower for a week, and eat cold, canned, Vienna
sausages. The only bathroom to use will be at the local 7-Eleven.
Phil
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