Re: RIP in Round Rock (#C, VERY Limited Sunbeam Content)

Rich Atherton (gumby(at)connectexpress.com)
Sun, 23 Aug 1998 17:40:52 +1000


My God!. Those "fires that have been burning for 98 years" are now in your belly. I would have Exploded with the food you have been scarfing down. Remember....The Alpine is a Small car. A good thing that it has an adjustable steering column so you can move the wheel away from your growing belly! Your Doctor is going to need a calculator to figure your new colesterol reading ! Sounds good though !

Rich

> After the show we went out for -- you guessed it -- barbecue.
>
>Your drink choice -Shiner's, Lone Star, Big Red, and IBC Root Beer, mostly, out
of ice filled >galvanized water tanks on your way. 'Tater salad (reg'lar and mustard), cole
>slaw, beans, and so forth are available by the 1/2 pint, pint, quart, and
>gallon. I ordered up a pound of extra lean - gotta think about the ol' ticker,
ya know --, haffa pound of >turkey, haffa pound of pork, four hot links, pint'a beans, pint'a tater salad, and four soda >pops, a big bag o'chips. The beans turned out to be so spicy even I couldn't
hardly stand to eat them. > walls uniformly covered in a gray fuzz, the result of penicillin growing on
grease. > "sauce insults the meat." Smoked Prime Rib. The other smoked meats include
beef clod, beef >brisket, turkey, chicken, sausage,and a lot of hog fat! Hot Guts,

>
>--Colin Cobb, Comfortably and Dryly Watching Plenty Big Rainstorm Outside
>Austin, Texas