>MCORNETT(at)prodigy.net,Internet writes:
>>When is an automobile not an automobile? Answer: When some purist, who
>>does
>>not mind walking to the nearest freeway exist, refuses to improve a good
>>auto! You may keep the same engine,trans,and electricals,if you restrict
>>your driving time to maybe Sundays only.( That's if your British
>>engine,trans,and electricals are in working order.)
>
>Question: When does a person not care whether he has an "automobile?"
>Answer: When he owns a British car.
>
>Christopher