>Alpine oil leak:
>A vacationing penguin is driving his Alpine through Arizona when he
notices that the
>oil pressure gauge reads zero. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping
out of
>the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
>station.
>
>After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He
>sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
>something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla
ice
>cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying
to
>eat with his little flippers.
>
>After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the
>mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
>looks like you blew a seal."
>
>"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
>
>
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