Alpineing in San Francisco (2 of 2)

From: Patrick Wheeler (pwheeler(at)ix.netcom.com)
Date: Wed Oct 06 1999 - 00:14:19 CDT


From Pier 39 we head over to the Marina Green and the San Francisco Yacht
Club and the wave organ. The Marina Green give a fabulous view of the Bay
and out the Golden Gate Bridge. Lots of pretty people come here to walk
their dogs and fly their kites or practice their rollerblading (or all
three). No kites today, the rest is as usual. Drive around the corner and
along the yacht club. Lots of very pretty boats. Out at the very end of
the spit is San Francisco's famous wave organ. A while back one of our
artist buried a bunch of pipes in the rocks along the Bay and as the waves
and tides surge, the pipes give off a moaning symphony that can be quite
earie. We get there to find they've blocked off the access road and you can
only walk out. That's OK, the view back at the Gate is still spectacular,
even if it doesn't frame my Alpine in the picture.

Back on the road we pass by the Palace of Fine Arts. This is the last piece
left over from the 19odd San Francisco Expo held slightly after the 1906
quake and re-established San Francisco as a recovered City. Head up to
Chestnut Street. This is a favorite hangout of the young divorcee.
Weekends on Chestnut Street are hectic with more spandex and bare flesh per
square inch than anything else I've seen North of LA. Late Lunch on a
Tuesday it's quiet. None of the restaurants we want are open. Keep going
and finally find a nice quiet French crepe place. To get there we have to
head a little into Pacific Heights. I LOVE my Alpine on the hills of SF.
First gear across the intersection, slide into second just as you reach the
incline, floor the gas and with a mighty roar it accelerates strait up into
the sky. Put the clutch in and hit the brake just as you reach the stop
sign and get ready to do it again. We're laughing like a coupla kids. Hey,
we are a coupla kids. The visitors can keep the cable cars, let me have my
Alpine!

After lunch we head up Lombard Street. This leads us to heading DOWN
Lombard Street with its twisty turns and red brick. Lots of tourists
walking along with cameras. We smile as we make it into a few people's
vacation photos. I can see the slide show now, "Red Alpine negotiating the
turns of Lombard Street." Glad my brakes are in good shape as the only way
to do Lombard is slowly with lots of brake.

From here I would have liked to head for the Coit Tower. Coit Tower stands
above the City and provides fabulous views. Also, around the base is a
rather fabulous mural depicting life in San Francisco a few years back. To
get an idea of how long ago, it depicts San Jose as a place of Peach and
Apricot orchards. No silicon yet. To get to Coit Tower you have to go
through North Beach, the home of the Beatniks, in front of some rather
fabulous old Italianate churches and up a long twisty road that circles
around the hill. Oh, well, next time.

Instead we head straight back to the office through China Town. China Town
is the only place where I feel that the Alpine is not a small vehicle. It is
just right. It squeezes between parked delivery vans that have other cars
stopped dead. It is almost like you are walking amongst the throng of
people. Still, very glad to have that electric fan.

Down to the bottom of China Town and enter the Financial District at the
foot of the TransAmerica Pyramid building. As we slide through the
'canyons' the sun disappears, we look up and can see the tops of the
buildings as they reach up into the sky above us in the artificial twilight.
We're late, I drop my friend off in front of our building and am off to the
garage to leave the Alpine.

Back to the office, late for a meeting, and a big smile on my face. Second
time that day. People don't understand. Rumours of Prozac are starting,
naah, just a good day with an Alpine in San Francisco.

EVENING:
Garage has lost my Alpine. Cannot remember where they put it after lunch.
Finally find it tucked into a back corner looking sweet as can be and
winking at us all for having had so much fun at our expense. Back across
the Bay Bridge, across the lower deck this time, not as good a view. I had
not noticed, but when my friend exited the car at our building, she had left
the metal buckle of the seat belt hanging out the door. As I am concerned
about the banging I hear and the damage doubtlessly being done to the paint,
I exit onto Yerba Buena Island halfway across the Bay Bridge. The Highway
Patrol who was pulling over the bimbo box in front of me thought I was
following him. After assuring him I was in need of no assistance, tucking
the buckle back inside the car, I am off again. Almost. Getting back on to
the Bay Bridge mid span is not for the faint of heart. No matter how Alpine
does on the hills of SF, it is still less than 45 mph most areas with
four-way stops. Here it is 60+ and no place to gather momentum. It is a
stop sign right on the edge of the traveled way. With a motorcycle cop
behind me, no way to cheat. I wait for an opening and floor it. I don't
like to drive this way, but Alpine does not seem to mind. It responds
immediately and by the time I shift from third to fourth I've caught the car
beside me and by the time my adrenaline dies down, I'm off the bridge. Rest
of the ride home is quiet. Sun is setting as I pull into the driveway and
realize I forgot to buy ice. Oh, well, back out we go again. Oh, darn!

-Patrick
SV, Richmond, CA



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