Re: What is a "Fritzwich"?

From: Jon Swenson (tolter(at)primeline.com)
Date: Sun Mar 05 2000 - 20:00:04 CST


Did I miss something?

Steve Laifman wrote:
>
> FRITZWICH(at)aol.com wrote:
>
> > Steve...
> > >From your rather inpromptu listing of the origins and meanings of "her" and
> > "beam" I'd like to think that you are one of the wittiest men on earth. Or,
> > perhaps you've got too much time on your hands. Either way, I'm sure
> > "Herbeam" will find them very interesting.
> > Now I use "fritzwich"... can you analyze my name next...
> > ...Rich
>
> Thanks, "...Rich",
>
> It's raining cats and dogs here, so I guess I've got some time to play with this
> stuff.
>
> Let's see what we can do with your 'challenge'.
>
> 1) Intriguingly, '...Rich' is a challenge itself. Like in typing H-ll, or sh-t,
> and yet implying a message.
> Perhaps "G-d D-mn Rich" may be hidden in there. Anyone with TWO Cobras to use
> when the Tiger isn't ready must have something.
>
> 2) The main challenge, "Fritz", is undoubtedly of Teutonic Origin, and rather
> apparent. But that's the trick, isn't it? To mislead by making obvious
> assumptions. It might, again, be feline in origin, as in that X-rated cartoon
> "Fritz the Cat". Which gets intriguing, as a Tiger is a cat, and the Alps are
> partially in a teutonic area. Hmmm. Curiouser and curiouser. Is it a "Cheshire
> Cat"?
>
> 3) The Cheshire Cat is of English origin, and everybody knows that the English
> Royal Family is very Teutonic, and here we are - back to the English Tiger.
> Deucedly clever, this "...Rich"!
>
> 4) The "Wich" part is also a conundrum. (Puzzle, not birth control device {9->).
> Could it by an Olde Englischer spelling of "witch"? At Dunismore Castle, they
> were overheard saying "cauldron boil", which is very naughty of Will the Shake, as
> a witch is a Wicca, is a peaceful nature loving/worshipping people, and not evil
> at all. Unless they don't like you.
>
> So, the Puzzle is solved!
>
> FRITZWHICH is a member of the House of Windsor, (Queen Victoria was a Hanover
> (Germanic) who married Prince Albert von Saxe-Colberg (directly germanic). King
> George V, during WW I, changed their family name to Windsor, from the Castle they
> had conquered from the original Duke of Windsor (no relation), so as not to appear
> to be 'foreign' and associated with the country with which they were at war.
> Unbeknownst, however, to his family, he is a practicing Wicca and hides his
> association by mis-direction.
>
> ... and, you ask, what of the "...Rich"? Elementary, my dear Watson. Another
> attempt to disguise the origins, yet disclose it to the cognoscenti. The "..."
> stand for "Sir"! So, we have before us Sir Richard, Prince of Coventry, rightful
> owner of all lands and titles of West Bromwich (home of Jensen), of the Royal
> House of Windsor. Unfortunately, the lands have been forfeit by taxes, and his
> succession to the throne is marred by the "Bar Sinister" of his Heraldic Crest due
> to his expulsion from the Anglican Church for his Wicca practices, and being
> conceived on the wrong side of the sheets. That explains the length he has gone
> to in order to disguise his identity.
>
> It didn't work, Sir Richard, you have been found out!!!!!!
>
> {9->
>
> Steve
>
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> < and don't let it get away!>
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