No, but it sure strikes a familiar cord!!!
Joe
Mark J Bradakis wrote:
>
> Did one of you guys write this?
>
> mjb.
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>
> Here's my routine when getting into the car on the grid:
>
> 1. Get in the car.
> 2. Strap myself in (5 point harness).
> 3. Realize the keys to the car are in my front pocket.
> 4. Unstrap.
> 5. Get out of the car and get the keys out of my pocket.
> 6. Get in the car.
> 7. Strap myself in.
> 8. Put the keys in the ignition.
> 9. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
> 10. Unstrap.
> 11. Put the helmet on the passenger seat.
> 12. Strap myself in.
> 13. Notice the driver's door is still open.
> 14. Wonder why the guy next to me on grid thinks this is so funny.
> 15. Unstrap.
> 16. Close the driver's door on the lap belt.
> 17. Try to strap back in.
> 18. Open the door to free up the lap belt.
> 19. Strap myself in.
> 20. Notice the driver's door is still open.
> 21. Start getting irritated at guy next to me on grid who is cackling
> like a chicken.
> 22. Put helmet on head, scraping glasses down nose and onto the floor.
> 23. Take helmet off.
> 24. Unstrap.
> 25. Pickup glasses.
> 26. Strap myself in.
> 27. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
> 28. Decide the guy next to me on grid is having a coronary by the way
> he's twitching and jerking.
> 29. Unstrap.
> 30. Put the helmet on my head.
> 31. Try to strap myself in but I can't see the latch because of the
> helmet.
> 32. Take helmet off, carefully putting it on the passenger seat.
> 33. Strap myself in.
> 34. Starting to hope the coronary the guy is going through finishes soon.
> 35. Put helmet on.
> 36. Notice glasses on passenger side of dash.
> 37. Unstrap.
> 38. Put glasses on.
> 39. Strap myself in.
> 40. The guy next to me must be dead 'cuz I can't see him sitting up in the
> car anymore.
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