N197TR4@cs.com wrote:
>
> Size Matters: I always heard it was the other way around. And MG drivers
> might be a little anal, too.
>
> You need to be hairy chested and hung to drive a Triumph, as best that I can
> tell. But I have not done a survey.
>
> Thankfully, I have not been getting these ads....
>
> > No, we are all getting them. I think someone on the MG list is
> > spreading rumors that to drive a Triumph, you have to have a small
> > penis. LIES, I TELL YOU! NOTHING BUT LIES!!! :)
Ah, well, one of my favorite British movies is "Personal Services," based on
the career of a British madam by the name of
Christine Paynter (played wonderfully by Julie Walters). At one point, the
girls are having some fun with her about her
then-current boyfriend at that point in the narrative, a somewhat flaccid and
portly man named Sidney who drives, to them, a
_huge_ Bentley. With a wag of their little fingers, they say, "BCSD." The lady
looks confused, and they explain:
"Big Car, Small Dick"
So, for those of you driving "big" TRs, it's all relative.... <smile> You could
be burdened with a Bentley.... <g>
Cheers.
--
Michael D. Porter
Roswell, NM (yes, _that_ Roswell)
[mailto:mporter@zianet.com]
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance.
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