Yeah, I'm trading my Ferrari in for a mini.
Actually, I discovered when I turned about 45 that I was becoming
transparent to younger women. Now that I'm 56 I'm almost invisible. When I
first got the Ferrari my wife and I were driving through one of the more
fashionable areas of Portland (no, that's not an oxymoron) and this
wonderful looking lady stepped off the curb and waved to me. My wife said
"you're not invisible in this car" to which I replied "I have to get out
of it sometime". I think that explains all the geezers I see in Monterey
and Pebble Beach wearing every known piece of Ferrari regalia.
-----Original Message-----
From: BillDentin@aol.com [mailto:BillDentin@aol.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2003 3:44 PM
To: mporter@zianet.com; N197TR4@cs.com
Cc: Spitlist@gte.net; Bill Babcock; ryoung@navcomtech.com;
fot@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: E-mail Male enlargement ads
In a message dated 04/24/2003 5:14:16 AM Central Daylight Time,
mporter@zianet.com writes:
Ah, well, one of my favorite British movies is "Personal Services," based
on the career of a British madam by the name of
Christine Paynter (played wonderfully by Julie Walters). At one point, the
girls are having some fun with her about her
then-current boyfriend at that point in the narrative, a somewhat flaccid
and portly man named Sidney who drives, to them, a
_huge_ Bentley. With a wag of their little fingers, they say, "BCSD." The
lady looks confused, and they explain:
"Big Car, Small Dick"
That's terrible! I'm shocked. I didn't know women were that way. I sure
know men would never stoop to such crude, callow, remarks about women.
Bill Dentinger
PS
For those who might have missed it...tonight on the HISTORY CHANNEL is a
repeat of the GLACIER GIRL....HUNT FOR THE LOST SQUADRON documentary,
featuring our own Richard Taylor (famous TR4 racer, currently lusting
after a LOTUS). But then I'll let him tell that, when he's ready.
|