Richard Taylor wrote:
>You Wrote:
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>Come on! You've been down south. Those people don't shower.
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>Bill (Damdinger)
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>Dear Mr. Dumb Dingler,
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>First off, we in the South, along with the rest of the civilized English
>speaking world, capitalize south when it refers to a proper region.
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>Your English communication skills, or lack thereof, not withstanding should
>not deter you from feeling welcome on your visit to the South. Although you
>may find something of a cultural gulf between refined Southerners and
>snooty-nosed, booger-eating, shooter-drinking damn-yankees, there will
>always be a welcome hand offered to ease your transition into the
>enlightened society of gentlemen and beautiful women. Come on down you'll.
>You hear?
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>Besides. Who needs a shower when you can squash a half-chewed Mennen stick
>in you arm pit?
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>Richard, "One of Those People," Taylor
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