>Growing up in the 60's
>
> Then: Long hair
> Now: Longing for hair
>
> Then: A keg
> Now: An EKG
>
> Then: Acid rock
> Now: Acid reflux
>
> Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
> Now: Moving to California because it's hot.
>
> Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
> Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
>
> Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
> Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
>
> Then: Seeds and stems
> Now: Roughage
>
> Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
> Now: Popping joints
>
> Then: The President's struggle with Fidel
> Now: The President's struggle with fidelity
>
> Then: Paar
> Now: AARP
>
> Then: Killer weed
> Now: Weed killer
>
> Then: Hoping for a BMW
> Now: Hoping for a BM
>
> Then: The Grateful Dead
> Now: Dr. Kevorkian
>
> Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
> Now: Getting a new hip joint
>
> Then: Going to bed with no thought of sleeping
> Now: Going to bed thinking only of sleeping
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