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Seep Questions Of Life

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Subject: Seep Questions Of Life
From: OHFASTONE@aol.com
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 20:23:53 EDT

> DEEP QUESTIONS

> OF LIFE...


>

> After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting

> out of the water?

>

> How can there be self-help groups?

>

> If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

>

> If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek,

> does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

>

> If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,

> is it considered a hostage situation?

>

> Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they

> still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

>

> Is there another word for synonym?


> Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

>

> When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

>

> When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder

> why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

>

> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

>

> Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

>

> Or cat-flavored dog food?

>

> Why do they report power outages on TV?

>

> Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't

> afraid to have a Chapter 11?

>

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