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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
decided that was enough (they could not afford a
larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his
doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that
he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children. The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry
bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I
may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second
opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell
them about the procedure for a vasectomy when
he noticed that they were from Alabama. This
doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it
to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be
wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear
and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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>> > >> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
>> > >> decided that was enough (they could not afford a
>> > >> larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his
>> > >> doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that
>> > >> he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
>> > >> more children. The doctor told him that there was a
>> > >> procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
>> > >> problem.
>> > >>
>> > >> The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry
>> > >> bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it
>> > >> in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
>> > >> count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I
>> > >> may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how
>> > >> putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
>> > >> is going to help me."
>> > >>
>> > >> So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second
>> > >> opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell
>> > >> them about the procedure for a vasectomy when
>> > >> he noticed that they were from Alabama. This
>> > >> doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
>> > >> cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it
>> > >> to his ear and count to 10.
>> > >>
>> > >> Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be
>> > >> wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
>> > >> put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear
>> > >> and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which
>> > >> point he paused, placed the beer can between his
>> > >> legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
>
>>
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