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Re: the prisoner who stole fake rocks in Alabama

To: "The Backus's" <34ford@email.msn.com>
Subject: Re: the prisoner who stole fake rocks in Alabama
From: Glen Barrett <speedtimer@earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 18:03:49 -0800
Good move Backus!!

The Backus's wrote:

> Okay, okay, since I got this started, I guess I have to tell the joke I
> heard MANY years ago.........
> Seems there was this new prisoner, got sent up for stealing fake rocks from
> his place of employment in Alabama. The first night, the old prisoners
> started yelling out numbers, like "4" and everyone would laugh, then "12"
> and everyone would laugh. The new prisoner who was in there for stealing
> fake rocks asks "what are you guys doing?" they told him "we all know all
> the jokes, so we numbered them to save time, go ahead try one". The new
> prisoner yells "10", no one laughed. The old prisoner (who was in there for
> fencing fake rocks) sez "well, some folks can tell a joke and some can't"
>
> John in cold Cincy
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Wester S Potter" <wspotter@jps.net>
> To: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>; "brian falkner" <falken@ihug.co.nz>;
> <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Thursday, November 30, 2000 10:46 AM
> Subject: Re: Politics & LSers
>
> > Keith,
> >    That smacks of the old joke about the prisoners just yelling out
> numbers
> > to tell often re-told jokes and a new prisoner laughing his head off over
> > over one he hadn't heard before.
> > Wes
> >
> > From: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
> > Reply-To: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
> > Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 09:40:25 -0600
> > To: "Wester S Potter" <wspotter@jps.net>, "brian
> > falkner"<falken@ihug.co.nz>, <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> > Subject: Re: Politics & LSers
> >
> >
> > Wes we really need to label these here assaults on my Suit... Teddy
> > Bear..Girly car... so on and so forth.... that way a fella can just say
> > #2,4,6 and be done with it.... Just a thought.... we might even add new
> > ones over time... I would start to do them alphabetically but you know we
> > would be in trouble there...
> >
> > K
> >
> > ----------
> > > From: Wester S Potter <wspotter@jps.net>
> > > To: brian falkner <falken@ihug.co.nz>; land-speed@autox.team.net
> > > Subject: Re: Politics & LSers
> > > Date: Wednesday, November 29, 2000 9:45 AM
> > >
> > > Keith,
> > > You'll notice what engine his kids are running .....
> > > Wes
> > >
> > > From: brian falkner <falken@ihug.co.nz>
> > > Reply-To: brian falkner <falken@ihug.co.nz>
> > > Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 16:50:03 +1300
> > > To: land-speed@autox.team.net
> > > Subject: RE: Politics & LSers
> > >
> > >
> > > Keith Wrote
> > >
> > > <<is that a Motor Brian?  The Ford Flathead?  Never heard of them....
> > heard
> > > an
> > > Ardun or two that make chills run down my spine..... But a Flat head?
> > > When was it built?  and By Ford.... Geez I don't remember that being
> much
> > of
> > > a company until it bought Jaguar....and assimulated some real Class.....
> > >
> > > Keith ( why yes as a matter of fact my head is Very much below the
> > > table )( and honestly I don't care.... Ford Vs Chevrolet.... I only care
> > > about Hp per dollar spent and ease of use )>>
> > >
> > > 888888888888888888888888888888
> > >
> > > Alrighty then...it must be my turn...purple suits..molested teddy
> > > bears...fake rocks...never heard of a Flathead...thinks Jaguar had class
> > > pre Ford...uh huh..
> > >
> > > [Ford...Chev? =  Gore...Bush?]
> > >
> > > Antipodean BDF [who really admires anything that works..its just that I
> > was
> > > raised on Fords in a family business & then owned & ran it for some
> 20yrs]

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