Blondes

["The Backus's" <34ford@email.msn.com>]

A blonde calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken
into.  She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the
accelerator!" she cries.  The dispatcher says, "Stay calm.  An officer is on
the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.  "Disregard."  he says.  "She
got in the back-seat by mistake."

John and Bobbie Backus