Subj: JOKE FOR THE DAY!!
Date: 3/15/01 6:54:59 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: ohc6@pnnw.net (Judy Rogers)
To: FastmetalBDF@aol.com (FastmetalBDF@aol.com)
Joke of the Day:
> A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a
nice
> evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what
was
> left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped
up to
> 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's
> no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened
her up
> further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation
hit
> him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to
> him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's
> been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th.
I
> don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for
your
> driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
> The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with
a
> cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
> "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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