Alright alright, I just changed into some "36's" and
must admit that my affect is more positive:
here is hoping to see many dyno's, and tires wide
enough on the salt to make John Force jealous
i do have a nack of leaving my mouth open long
enough to make it perfectly unclear about where
I am coming from
hope to see you all on the salt and communicate
face to face, hopefully over some food and or drink
Joe (needs to be on the salt) Amo :)
Jon Wennerberg wrote:
>Subject: Joe
>
>
>Headache
>
> Joe was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible
>headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought
>medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he
>finally
>came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
>
>"The good news is that I can cure your headaches ... The bad news is that it
>will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your
>testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure
>creates a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the condition is to
>remove your testicles."
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to live
>for. He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own question, so
>he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
>
> When Joe left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for
>the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an
>important
>part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
>like
>a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
>saw
>a men's clothing store and thought: "That's what I need ... a new suit."
>
>He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit", and
>picked one out. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
>see...size 44 long."
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years."
>
> Joe tried on the suit and it fit him perfectly. As Joe admired himself, the
>salesman said, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment then said,
>"Sure."
>
> The salesman eyed Joe, and said, "34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck."
>
>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years."
>
> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in
>the mirror, the salesman said, "How about new shoes?"
>
>Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet, and said,
>"Let's
>see 9 1/2 E."
>
> Joe was astonished, "How did you know?"
>
>"Been in the business 60 years."
>
>Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around
>the shop and the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joe thought for a second, and said, "Sure."
>
> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see
>size 36."
>
> Joe laughed, "Ah ha. I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. A 34 underwear would
>press your testicles up against your spine and give you a hell of a
>headache.
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