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To: "William McDowell" <racerat@cvc.net>,
Subject: Fw: Buffalo theory
From: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>
Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 15:24:20 -0800
NOW WE KNOW!!!!
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From: "DeMund, John E" <john.e.demund@boeing.com>
To: "Bob St (E-mail)" <IAMBOBS@aol.com>; "Eric Dodd (E-mail)"
<egdodd@earthlink.net>; "Glen Barrett (E-mail)" <speedtimer@charter.net>;
"Hildreth, Howard R" <howard.r.hildreth@boeing.com>; "Brown, Joe B"
<joe.b.brown@boeing.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 3:14 PM
Subject: FW: Buffalo theory


>
>
> > My sentiments.......Exactly.........K
> >
> >
> > Nobody explains the Buffalo Theory quite as well as Cliff Clavin, on
> > Cheers.
> >
> > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
> > to  his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
> >
> > Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
> > as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> > slowest &  weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
> > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed &
> > health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
> > weakest members.
> >
> > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
> > brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells
> >   first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
> > brain  cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> >       That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
> >
> > bottom's up!

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