Struth, fair crack of the whip sport yer gotta stop fart arsein around, listen
an I'll give yer the drum while the old batalax's are on the one arm bandits
full as a fairy's phone book push yer face fungus into their lugholes and
whisper ,gidayluv help yer get alegover and bob's yer uncle ,heres the rules
these are out of bounds shiela's who/ that are built like a brick shithouse ,
bush pigs ugly as a box of blowflies and no racin off yer cobbers missus or
he'll will get as mad as a cut snake dead cert, real berko ,now if yer want to
crack onto the lookers yer gotta be as cunnin as a shithouse rat and as busy
as a one legged bloke in an arse kickin contest ,so get on the dog an bone to
the cheese and kisses so she dont spit the dummy let her know yer gettin some
mystery bags fer the ankle bitters ,with that finished put a smile on yer dial
and if yer older make sure they dont cop yer awning over the toy shop, when
yer put the hard word on em dont be a wombat or they 'll look like a stunned
mullet if they do cop it sweet and hit the frog an toad but if you must do
it Rollie Free style make sure yer dont come a gutzer or you could wreck the
weddin tackle and finding a bike that don't handle like a dog on lino is as
scarce as rockin horse shit even blind freddy could see that LOL
Gary ( avagoyermug ) master of cunning stunts
Thats not true, I have been there a couple times
and never had one of them gals say a word to me,
and I gave them plenty of opportunity
this year I am adopting a Rollie Free
riding style, maybe that will work,
I can tell Judie I was explaining "the sport"
Joe
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