:
> > > > > > > > >The people who are starting college this fall across the
>nation
> > > > were
> > > >
> > > > > > > > >born in 1984. They are too young to remember the space
>shuttle
> > > > > > > > >blowing up.
> > > > > > > > >Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic
> > > > > > > > >.
> > > > > > > > >The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They have always had an answering machine.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They have always had cable.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for
a
> > > > > > > > >Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.
>even
> > >is.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Michael Jackson has always been white.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in
> > >your
> > > > >life
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