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Subject: You might be a racer if..........
From: "Tom Shannon" <saltfever@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 2003 19:34:25 -0700
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Received this from another site, enjoy !

You might be a racer if........

You take your helmet along when you buy new eyeglasses or check out cars.
When something falls off your car, you wonder how much weight you saved.
Your email addie refers to your race car or cycle rather than you.
You pay $4/gal for fuel without complaining.
You bought a race car before buying a home.
You bought a race vehicle before buying furniture.
Your now looking for a tow vehicle and still no furniture !
The requirements you gave the real estate agent(order of importance)
1. 8 car climate controlled garage with attached shop.
2.Outside parking for 6 cars,motor home,crew cab Dooley,28' enclosed
trailer,& 34' 5th wheel.
3. Three phase 220v outlet for welder
4. Grease pit
5. Deaf neighbors
6. Working toilet/shower or at least RV hookups.
7. Enough spare parts to build another race vehicle.
8. You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Racers Start
Your Engines"
9. Everyone knows you by class,car number, and car color.
10. The family brings the couch into the shop to spend time with you.
11. You save broken race parts as "Momentos"
12. You discovered the lawnmower runs good on 108 octane, but not on
Alcohol.
13. Instead of wallet pics, you have time slips.
14. After you tell the wife where the family will vacation this yr, she
answers: "Why is there a race there ?"
15. Every stoplight you look for the starter to utter the words, "The
course is yours"
16. Oh yeah KT,even Purple Race Suits & Blue Hair is accepted !

Tom Shannon
Salt Lake City

Tom Shannon
saltfever@earthlink.net
Why Wait?  Move to EarthLink.

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