I was going to try to restrain myself and show some good taste, but I've
gotta, while we're on this subject.
Let's just let it go that when I went in for this procedure the first
time -- after the Doc explained that they use a bit of air pressure to
inflate one's nether parts for better viewing, and that when all was done it
shouldn't be considered embarrasing for the patient to release that stored
up air.
So when I got to the exam room on C-Day I was equipped with a remote
controlled electronic fart machine -- "..five realistic sounds..." "...runs
on two "AA" cells, not included..." "...long-life watch battery in
transmitter for hours of fun and entertainment...". I hid the
receiver/speaker behind some stuff on a table in the exam room. When the
procedure was ending the Doc started in on the "don't be embarrased"
lecture, and when withdrawal was complete I pushed the button .. once.
The Doc said "See? Just relax, it's natural." I pushed the button twice,
and he spoke up, and then three or four times -- interrupted him with
another blast --
The nurses and I burst out laughing pretty soon -- poor Doc finally caught
on.
He's treated me differently ever since then.
Jon, whose PSA came back okay last time, again.
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-land-speed@autox.team.net
[mailto:owner-land-speed@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of Russel Mack
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 1:38 AM
To: Glenn Ridlen; Skip Higginbotham; land-speed@autox.team.net
Subject: RE: One More soapbox
Glenn:
I have heard a warning for us all:
"Never get a colonoscopy from a doctor with prison tatoos."
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