Jon:
leave it to you! Wish I'd thought of that one. Sure is hard to figure-out
any way to be cool, under those circumstances.
Russ, #1226B
-----Original Message-----
From: Jon Wennerberg [mailto:jonw@up.net]
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2003 1:01 PM
To: Russel Mack; Glenn Ridlen; Skip Higginbotham;
land-speed@autox.team.net
Subject: RE: One More soapbox
I was going to try to restrain myself and show some good taste, but I've
gotta, while we're on this subject.
Let's just let it go that when I went in for this procedure the first
time -- after the Doc explained that they use a bit of air pressure to
inflate one's nether parts for better viewing, and that when all was done it
shouldn't be considered embarrasing for the patient to release that stored
up air.
So when I got to the exam room on C-Day I was equipped with a remote
controlled electronic fart machine -- "..five realistic sounds..." "...runs
on two "AA" cells, not included..." "...long-life watch battery in
transmitter for hours of fun and entertainment...". I hid the
receiver/speaker behind some stuff on a table in the exam room. When the
procedure was ending the Doc started in on the "don't be embarrased"
lecture, and when withdrawal was complete I pushed the button .. once.
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