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RE: THETURK

To: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>,
Subject: RE: THETURK
From: "Russel Mack" <rtmack@concentric.net>
Date: Sat, 31 May 2003 08:57:46 -0500
Glen:
I think he can probably make it through the fruit-checking station if he has
Tonya along-- and if he left the purple firesuit at home.
Russ, #1226B

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Sent: Saturday, May 31, 2003 6:56 PM
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Cc: DrMayf; Joe Timney; Dave Dahlgren; Dan Warner; John Beckett; Jim
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Subject: THETURK


Saw a news flash that the city of El Monte is on full alert, riot police on
every corner and the dogs are ready to assist. Ron Benham
has a rubber stretching machine ready to test the reality of the check
issued
from the Bank of Lower Alabama. Also seems that keith failed to have a
rabies
shot prior to entering California.The fruit checking station.........well I
won't even go there. Mayf, don't worry about Keith loosing all of the coke
cans he can stop along the way home and pick up  enough of his cigarette
butts
and re roll them to help find his way back. Besides that there will probably
be a police escort to assist him. He claimes to be a past native of
California
but the Hall of Records deny that name was ever listed. What the hell, fake
rocks, fake name, this dude ain't real. Wonder if Tonya knows he ain't real
as
well.Gotto go and put in the bullet proof windows in case he shows up in my
neighborhood. BTW, his cell phone is being taped by all law agencys.
Glen

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