The following are Yooper* Computer terms;
Log On: Adding wood to the stove to make it hotter
Log Off: Don't add wood
Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove
Download: Unloading firewood from the pickup
Mega Hertz: Your toes when you're not careful downloading
Floppy disk: What you get from carrying too big a stick of wood
RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work
Hard Drive: Getting home during the mud season
Prompt: What you wish the mail was during the mud season
Windows: What to shut when it's thirty below
Screen: What you need for black fly season
Byte: What black flies do
Chip: What to munch on
Microchip: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone
Infrared: Where the chips go when cousin Fred is around
Modem: What you do to them hay fields
Dot Matrix: That good-looking farmer's wife, down the road
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys
Software: Plastic eating utensils
Mouse: What's eating the horse's grain in the barn
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds up the roof
Enter: Come on in!
Random Access Memory: Why you can't remember the price of that new rifle
when your wife asks.
*Yooper: A denizen of the Upper Peninsula (that's way up north) of Michigan
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