Tom
Nothing to do today, us too, guess we'll go to a movie
Glen
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob Denton" <foxriverkid@earthlink.net>
To: "Thomas E. Bryant" <saltracer@awwwsome.com>
Cc: "Land Speed" <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, September 01, 2003 3:00 PM
Subject: Re: Non LSR
> On the lighter side? Tom, that was really sad.
>
> Bob D.
>
> Thomas E. Bryant wrote:
>
> > List,
> >
> > I received this obituary today. I thought that others might want to
> > look at something on the lighter side.
> >
> > Happy Labor Day!
> >
> > Tom, Redding CA - #216 D/GCC
> >
> > It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
> >
> > Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community:
> >
> > The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
> > complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
> > was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
> > out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
> > California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap'n
Crunch.
> >
> > The graveside was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the
> > eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
> > much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
> > later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
> > 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
> > Despite being a little flaky in his youth and a crusty old man, he was
> > considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his
> > wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus the
> > bun they had in the
> > oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
> >
> > The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
/// unsubscribe/change address requests to majordomo@autox.team.net or try
/// http://www.team.net/mailman/listinfo
/// Archives at http://www.team.net/archive
|