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Turk,on the road a'gin

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Subject: Turk,on the road a'gin
From: BWANA343@aol.com
Date: Tue, 6 Jul 2004 23:07:16 EDT
I've always wanted to go up north while the tree's were changing
>  colors anyway ) KT
      
 
There was  this Turk from Alabama who had a flat tire and he pulled off on  
the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in the front  of 
the car and a bouquet of flowers behind the car. 
Then he got back  into the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was  so curious that he 
turned around and went back.

He got out of his  car and asked the Keith what the problem was? 
Keith replied,  "Gotta flat tar!"

In response the passerby asked, "But what's with the  flowers?"

Keith responded, "When you break down, they always tell  you to put flares in 
the front and flares in the back! But I ain't  never understood it  neither."






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