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Re: Willys ( no lsr, well sorta )

To: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
Subject: Re: Willys ( no lsr, well sorta )
From: "Thomas E. Bryant" <saltracer@awwwsome.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:48:09 -0700 (PDT)
Keith,

Sounds like an interesting project. One word of advice. Don't let running
the business and fixing rental property get in your way. Get your
priorities in line! You should know by now what is really important. Isn't
it great to be a guy...it is all about being happy and...Men Are Just
Happier People

What do you expect from such simple people?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when youre talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 or a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave you face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier!

Tom, Redding CA - #216 D/FCC




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