>David Councill
>dcouncil@imt.net
>71 BGT
>formerly convicted of the violation of no state inspection sticker
>(at least three times)
Piker!!!! Small-time petty criminal!
I have 22 arrests for speeding, all in MGs, and no convictions.
The "best" defense I ever offered was a photo of my 52-TD:
"Your Honor", says I, "The auto in question is a 1952 MG TD."
"Please note the similarity to the Model-T Ford."
"This car has a roughly one-litre engine."
"It has spoked wheels, like a bicycle."
"It is about as areodynamic as a brick."
"This car is older than I am!"
"How could any sane person believe even this well-meaning
state trooper who claims that he chased me in a 4-litre
Mustang, modified for police pursuit work, at a speed
of over 80Mph on Mass. Route 2 in heavy fog?"
"This charge is lunacy!"
"If the charge is true, I should be convicted of breaking
the laws of PHYSICS, not the laws of the State of Mass."
The judge dismissed the case at once.
(I was doing at LEAST 80...)
I work the day shift at the Idea Factory
james fischer jfischer@supercollider.com
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