Hilarious! Keep it up!
At 09:56 AM 3/1/96 PST, Denise Thorpe wrote:
>Dear Puzzled in Seattle,
>
>> I think David wrote:
>>
>> >Is there spark? I pull a plug, turn the car over, and look for spark.
>>
>> Now, I was able to follow you until this point.
>> But now? How in the world am I supposed to turn over my car? Do you have
>> any idea how much that sucker weighs?! Do you use the OEM jack for this?
>> And, once I have it turned over, isn't it going to scratch the paint on
>> my trunk? (I don't have a roll bar).
>> Also you forgot to mention that the radio antenna should be lowered first!
>>
>> Then, you "look for spark". Hmmm. So I'm turning over the car and
>> at the same time I'm looking for spark. Is this "spark" (whatever that is)
>> just going to fall out? Will it get damaged when it hits the floor?
>> Should I try to catch it?
>
>You missed the part where he said it might be flooded. I think you turn
>the car over to let all the water out. If you didn't do this, the spark
>might drown.
>
> '67 Sprite
> _o___o_
> (____,__)
> \
>
>
>> Oh, I forgot, I'm supposed to "pull a plug" first.
>> But won't that let all the smoke out of those "Lucas" appliances
>> under the hood?
>
>No. They only smoke when you plug them _in_ to a 110V outlet. Been there,
>done that, burned the t-shirt.
>
>I'm glad I could be of help.
>
>Clueless in San Diego
>
>
Regards,
John
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