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Free tire-purchasing advice

To: mgs@autox.team.net
Subject: Free tire-purchasing advice
From: jtilton@vt.edu (Jay Tilton)
Date: Tue, 18 Jun 1996 23:16:17 +0600
Next time those of you with wire wheels buy new tires, be sure to tell
the MORON who will be installing them to take his finger out his nose
long enough to peel the label off the inside of them.  Be sure to speak
slowly and don't use any big words.  If you don't make him interrupt
his butt-scratching, the label will chafe away at your tube, and you'll
eventually end up with a flabby black puddle for a tire.

Also tell the MORON to leave the liner on the rim, or at least throw
some duct tape over the spoke nipples so they don't go chewing holes
in the tube either.

That's free advice from your uncle Jay, who learned the hard way.

If anybody ever passes through Blacksburg, Virginia, stay as far away
as possible from ExpertTire.  They're frigging idiots.
--
Jay Tilton  |  jtilton@vt.edu


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