You always park facing down hill
The guy at the parts store;
A) gets a silly grin on his face when you walk in
B) is listed as a dependent on your 1040
C) sends you a get-well card if you haven't bought a part for two weeks
D) recognises your voice on the phone
You buy a parts car and not even you believe you will part it out.
You get into a car and are surprised;
A) when all of the instruments work
B) you can carry on a conversation without shouting
C) by it's not needing oil, brake fluid, anti-freeze......
You get into a car and are NOT surprised by;
A) a spare battery
B) a tool kit that fills half the boot
C)a slightly singed instrument panel
You actually like the smell of Liquid Wrench.
You call AAA and THEY recognise your voice
You look under the bonnet and see;
A) more duct tape than hose
B) more electrical tape than wire
C) more oil than metal
You tell your wife the reason you were out to 3AM, is that your car broke
down. And she believes you
The people you live with are no longer fazed by sitting down to dinner, and
sharing the table with carburettors
You pay more visits to the parts store than to the gas station or grocery
store.
You entertain your closest friends in the garage, and they find nothing
unusual in your choice of venue
Your car makes a funny noise and you know at once;
A) what is wrong
B) how much the part(s) will cost
C) what tools will be required
D) how long it will take to repair
Your dynamo dies, so you just pull one off the pile in the garage
You distrust any one named Lucas
You believe that Lucas' first name is "Damn"
Rick Morrison
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