i love it, soooo true!
George
On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 GOFASTMG@AOL.COM wrote:
> You always park facing down hill
>
> The guy at the parts store;
> A) gets a silly grin on his face when you walk in
> B) is listed as a dependent on your 1040
> C) sends you a get-well card if you haven't bought a part for two weeks
> D) recognises your voice on the phone
>
> You buy a parts car and not even you believe you will part it out.
>
> You get into a car and are surprised;
> A) when all of the instruments work
> B) you can carry on a conversation without shouting
> C) by it's not needing oil, brake fluid, anti-freeze......
>
> You get into a car and are NOT surprised by;
> A) a spare battery
> B) a tool kit that fills half the boot
> C)a slightly singed instrument panel
>
> You actually like the smell of Liquid Wrench.
>
> You call AAA and THEY recognise your voice
>
> You look under the bonnet and see;
> A) more duct tape than hose
> B) more electrical tape than wire
> C) more oil than metal
>
> You tell your wife the reason you were out to 3AM, is that your car broke
> down. And she believes you
>
> The people you live with are no longer fazed by sitting down to dinner, and
> sharing the table with carburettors
>
> You pay more visits to the parts store than to the gas station or grocery
> store.
>
> You entertain your closest friends in the garage, and they find nothing
> unusual in your choice of venue
>
> Your car makes a funny noise and you know at once;
> A) what is wrong
> B) how much the part(s) will cost
> C) what tools will be required
> D) how long it will take to repair
>
> Your dynamo dies, so you just pull one off the pile in the garage
>
> You distrust any one named Lucas
>
> You believe that Lucas' first name is "Damn"
>
> Rick Morrison
> :>)
>
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