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> 1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
> 2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!
> 3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
> 4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
> 5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
> 6) You've never had grain alcohol.
> 7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
> 8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
> 9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are
on road trips.
> 10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
> 11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head.
> 12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
> 13) You don't have bangs.
> 14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
> 15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut
> 16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show.
> 17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them
"you guys," even if both of them are women.
> 18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
> 19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.
> 20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach
> 21) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
> 22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on an on-ramp on the highway.
> 23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
> 24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus.
> 25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
> 26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
the road and stopping.
> 27) You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
> 28) You don't know what applique is.
> 29) Most of your formative high school dating experiences took place
within the context of a football game.
> 30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
> 31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
> 32) You've never been to a craft show.
> 33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
> 34) You can do your laundry without quarters.
> 35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
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Ross Overcash, 74B, NAMGBR 2-1172, Ayer, MA.
http://www.tiac.com/users/jroverca
Ross Overcash, 74B, NAMGBR 2-1172, Ayer, MA.
http://www.tiac.com/users/jroverca
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