Sorry this was a joke. Please read and delete
>NEW VIRUS WARNING
>
> If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
>immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail virus
>yet.
>
> It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
>scramble
>any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
>refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk
>curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
>reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use
>subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give
>your ex-boy/girlfriend (ex-husband/wife) your new phone number. It will
>mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave
>its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It
>will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your
>car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes
>will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you
>nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
>and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
>(husband/wife) behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your
>Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is
>dead, such is the power of Badtimes. It reaches out beyond the grave to
>sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm
>disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged
>in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
>forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will refill your skim
>milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
>terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
>These are just a few signs.
>
> Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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