Three car fanatics were walking along the sidewalk when
a naked woman fell from above and met her death in
front of them. The men are shocked, but calmly decide
to cover the body and call for the police.
The first man removes his MGs cap and uses it to
cover the woman's left breast.
The second man thinks this is a good idea and removes
his Triumph hat to cover the woman's right breast.
The third man is a Porsche driver and he uses his cap
to cover the woman's genital area.
When the policeman shows up, he lifts the MGs cap,
scribbles something into his notepad, and replaces it.
He next lifts the Triumph cap, scribbles, and replaces
it as well.
He comes to the Porsche hat, lifts it, and appears
baffled. He replaces the hat, thinks for a few moments,
lifts it again, and appears puzzled.
"What's wrong officer" ask the men.
"I don't understand" he says. "Normally when I see one
of these there is an asshole underneath".
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Trevor Boicey
Ottawa, Canada
tboicey@brit.ca
http://www.brit.ca/~tboicey/
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