This group seems to have a sense of humour, so here you are. No flames please.
Bill S.
This, apparently, is from an actual trial in the UK.
>
> A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
> Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, presuming he was
> laughing at her on account of her condition. She changed her seat
> but he only seemed more amused.
>
> She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
> She had had the bus stopped, found a Policeman and had the man arrested
> on a charge of intimidation.
>
> Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he
> acted in such a manner. His reply was:
>
> When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
> pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon:
> The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans
> Liniments remove swelling".
>
> I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement
> which read "William's Stick Did The Trick".
>
> Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move
> she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have
> prevented this accident."
>
> The case was dismissed.
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